He kissed
her cheek
and then
she knew
that you could
become homesick
for people too.
Beau Taplin, “Homesickness” – due to an overwhelming number of orders late last night, I’ve had to reprint Hunting Season, good news is, it means my book is now allowed the opportunity to find a few more lovely homes among you! Pick it up HERE (via afadthatlastsforever)
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
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kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
